Episoap 1

Transcript:

Tom: Oh Jerry what I do with babay!?!? 😭😭😭😭😭

Tom: Oh, I think another one coming out hnggggggggh

Scott: Hey all, Scott here!

Scott: There's a pregnant cat here, I don't know why.

Tom: Make me admin, bureaucrat, content moderator, thread moderator, and rollback, hobe

Jerry: Who's Hober, You're fuckin' giving birth right now.

Tom: Make me admin, bureaucrat, content moderator, thread moderator, and rollback, Jerry.

Jerry: How do I make you admin? This is real life, and you're fucking pregnant right now, so even if I could make you an admin for the universe I wouldn't right now.

Tom: Dash, are you the host of Picks of the week?

Dash: What the hell's "Pick's of the Week"? I'm a bloody robot, for fock's sake.

Tom: Omg the baby's coming hhhhhhhhhhngh

Jerry: Omg so cute

Tom: How do we pay for child support?!

Jerry: I'm going to perform a late abortion

Jerry: *rips out the baby's insides and eats them*

Tom: oh my gos you killed my baby 😭😭😭😭😭😭

Jerry: ok

Tom: whyyyyyyyyyyyy

Jerry: Because I can

Tom: 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭

Jerry: *deletes every PBS kids character*

Tom: oh noooooooooooooooooo!

Jerry: Hehehe

Tom: why you kill my son and all my favorite pbs kids characters!

Jerry: Because u gay! Also I vandalized the Dot's Adventures wiki!

Jerry: Ahoohoohoo!

(Man walks in)

Man: why are there corpses of green children and a baby cat in the Living Room™

(Outro and Credits)